Doctor Who rewritten - Phil Dunphy as a one-time companion Phil: Hello? How can I help you, boy…Sir? Uh, selling something? I’m a salesman, too. Real estate. Hi.Doctor: Oh ‘ello, I’m the Doctor. Phil: A doctor?! Making a house call? Oh gosh, please don’t tell me Haley took an STD test.Doctor: Alright, I won’t tell you.Phil: …Doctor: Kidding! Ha, you should see your face! It’s a good one, lucky DNA, I’d advise keeping it. But no, no, I’m here to fix your stairs. I believe you have a broken step?

Doctor Who rewritten - Phil Dunphy as a one-time companion

Phil: Hello? How can I help you, boy…Sir? Uh, selling something? I’m a salesman, too. Real estate. Hi.
Doctor: Oh ‘ello, I’m the Doctor.
Phil: A doctor?! Making a house call? Oh gosh, please don’t tell me Haley took an STD test.
Doctor: Alright, I won’t tell you.
Phil: …
Doctor: Kidding! Ha, you should see your face! It’s a good one, lucky DNA, I’d advise keeping it. But no, no, I’m here to fix your stairs. I believe you have a broken step?

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tagged as: Doctor Who. mine. Modern Family. DW rewrite. In which the Dunphy's broken step is unfixable due to ~aliens.

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    this has to happen!!!! and claire would be there like “Phil, get this crazy man out of my houseeeeee”
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    #In which the Dunphy’s broken step is unfixable due to ~aliens
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