Doctor Who rewritten - The Eleventh Doctor is surprised by an old mentor

Doctor: Mr. Feeny?!
Mr. Feeny: Hello, Doctor.
Doctor: What?! But, what are you doing here? I haven’t seen you since you were my 2nd year teacher in every subject at the Academy.
Mr. Feeny: Ah, yes, yes. Well, Gallifrey was a little too intense for me. I decided that the simplicity of Earth’s 1990s would be the perfect place to mold young human minds. Encourage girls and boys to meet the world, you might say. So, I’ve been a college professor in Pennsylvania, America. And before that a high school principal in a lovely suburb of Philadelphia. Oh and a high school teacher. Also, a sixth grade teacher. And a semester at Hogwarts.
Doctor: Wow! Nice sweater vest, by the way. Love a good sweater vest.
Mr. Feeny: Thank you. Nice professor look, yourself. But you know, Doctor, I came to see you because I realized that even Time Lords could use a morality lesson about life. Especially you, perhaps.
Doctor: Oh, magnificent! Or as they say in 1990s America - golly gee, that’s swell! Or is that a few decades earlier? Anyway, sounds like a cool plan. Will you also include the ‘you’re about to learn a moral lesson and maybe we’ll hug’ music?
Mr. Feeny: Free of charge.
Doctor: Cool beans! …I think that’s American 90s. Well, come along, George.  I mean - Fe Fe Fe Feeny. Feenyyy! Fe-e-e - Er, just get in the TARDIS, Mr. Feeny.